


CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL CONTEST! 

Shironu says:
I got hit on today
Shironu says:
not by someone who looked good in 1938
Amber says:
oh?
Shironu says:
Somebody who looked like he was in my age bracket
Shironu says:
That's so rare it never happened
Amber says:
daaang
Shironu says:
He had called for car parts and hung up on me
Amber says:
I always get hit on by younger guys over the internet
Shironu says:
so I did the smart thing, found all his parts and called him back
Shironu says:
gotta luv the kids eh? "hurrr you're cute.... and so are the twins..." BANHAMMAD
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So I tell the part numbers to the girl that answers, she says "Ok" and hangs up.
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then the guy that called arrives at the store to pick up his parts, sees me, Celine Dion plays in the background for him....
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And he starts apologizing up and down and across and bold italics underlined for hanging up on me
Amber says:
eeevery night in my dreams, i see you, I feeeel youu. stalker.
Shironu says:
rofl
Shironu says:
oh wait, it gets better. Or worse. You'll decide.
Shironu says:
He suggest taking me out to a restaurant to apologize.
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I say "I'll have two crackers and a glass of water."
Shironu says:
"No, I'm serious!"
Shironu says:
"Okay, 3 crackers."
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So he adds an AIR FILTER to his order.
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for the record, air filters are FUCKING HIGH so I gotta monkey climb my way up there.
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I climb back down air filter in tow and he says "Aww, if you would have falled I would have caught you"
Shironu says:
"By leaping across the desk? I don't think so."
Shironu says:
"you must make your boyfriend happy."
Shironu says:
"I have a boyfriend? Wow, can you introduce us?"
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"You...you have no boyfriend???" pokes customer next to him "Can you believe such a pretty girl has no boyfriend?"
Amber says:
XD
Shironu says:
Sometimes I'm too honest for my own good.
Shironu says:
So I ring up his pieces, he looks at my list and says "Oh, there's still something missing..."
Shironu says:
I'm 10 minutes late to punch out, I wanna get out now. Don't try my patience, big gay version of my dad.
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"A certain phone number..."
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Me: "Sylvain? You know the number for the hospital? This guy's looking for it!"
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So then he FINALLY leaves to pay at the front
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I grab my coat and purse and go punch
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he's still at the counter chatting with my boss
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now.
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He also bought a rake
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so he has 5 giant car parts and a RAKE in his arms
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I have a petite purse
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he RUSHES past me to open the door for me
Amber says:
oh geez
Shironu says:
XD You know Archie Comics? That was Archie.
Amber says:
prince charming on steroids
Shironu says:
Charming in a way my Phantom is charming.
Shironu says:
So THEN he asks me if I'm going out tonight
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if I'll be at the legion
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I said "We'll see" and he nearly skips to his buddy's car.
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any less manly and he would have giggled
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And as his buddy pulls out of the parking lot, He send me lil ta-ta's.
Shironu says:
And I'm copy-pasta this in my journal, like hell I'll retype
If you own Animal Crossing Wild World, I JUST made P3N15 SRS BZN3S available as a texture at Able Sisters! Come and get it! IT'S FREE!
Friend Code: 4123-7848-9777
Name: Shironu

Town: Revelia

