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Shironu says:
I got hit on today
Shironu says:
not by someone who looked good in 1938
Amber says:
oh?
Shironu says:
Somebody who looked like he was in my age bracket
Shironu says:
That's so rare it never happened
Amber says:
daaang
Shironu says:
He had called for car parts and hung up on me
Amber says:
I always get hit on by younger guys over the internet
Shironu says:
so I did the smart thing, found all his parts and called him back
Shironu says:
gotta luv the kids eh? "hurrr you're cute.... and so are the twins..." BANHAMMAD
Shironu says:
So I tell the part numbers to the girl that answers, she says "Ok" and hangs up.
Shironu says:
then the guy that called arrives at the store to pick up his parts, sees me, Celine Dion plays in the background for him....
Shironu says:
And he starts apologizing up and down and across and bold italics underlined for hanging up on me
Amber says:
eeevery night in my dreams, i see you, I feeeel youu. stalker.
Shironu says:
rofl
Shironu says:
oh wait, it gets better. Or worse. You'll decide.
Shironu says:
He suggest taking me out to a restaurant to apologize.
Shironu says:
I say "I'll have two crackers and a glass of water."
Shironu says:
"No, I'm serious!"
Shironu says:
"Okay, 3 crackers."
Shironu says:
So he adds an AIR FILTER to his order.
Shironu says:
for the record, air filters are FUCKING HIGH so I gotta monkey climb my way up there.
Shironu says:
I climb back down air filter in tow and he says "Aww, if you would have falled I would have caught you"
Shironu says:
"By leaping across the desk? I don't think so."
Shironu says:
"you must make your boyfriend happy."
Shironu says:
"I have a boyfriend? Wow, can you introduce us?"
Shironu says:
"You...you have no boyfriend???" pokes customer next to him "Can you believe such a pretty girl has no boyfriend?"
Amber says:
XD
Shironu says:
Sometimes I'm too honest for my own good.
Shironu says:
So I ring up his pieces, he looks at my list and says "Oh, there's still something missing..."
Shironu says:
I'm 10 minutes late to punch out, I wanna get out now. Don't try my patience, big gay version of my dad.
Shironu says:
"A certain phone number..."
Shironu says:
Me: "Sylvain? You know the number for the hospital? This guy's looking for it!"
Shironu says:
So then he FINALLY leaves to pay at the front
Shironu says:
I grab my coat and purse and go punch
Shironu says:
he's still at the counter chatting with my boss
Shironu says:
now.
Shironu says:
He also bought a rake
Shironu says:
so he has 5 giant car parts and a RAKE in his arms
Shironu says:
I have a petite purse
Shironu says:
he RUSHES past me to open the door for me
Amber says:
oh geez
Shironu says:
XD You know Archie Comics? That was Archie.
Amber says:
prince charming on steroids
Shironu says:
Charming in a way my Phantom is charming.
Shironu says:
So THEN he asks me if I'm going out tonight
Shironu says:
if I'll be at the legion
Shironu says:
I said "We'll see" and he nearly skips to his buddy's car.
Shironu says:
any less manly and he would have giggled
Shironu says:
And as his buddy pulls out of the parking lot, He send me lil ta-ta's.
Shironu says:
And I'm copy-pasta this in my journal, like hell I'll retype

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Friend Code: 4123-7848-9777

Name: Shironu

Town: Revelia

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Embroidered items!







Now if we could get them to carry beanies we'd be on a roll, waddya say?

In other news, I got invited for breakfast tomorrow by the guys in the tools and paint department. I was so surprised I had a panic attack and stuttered some kind of crappy answer, hung up and took a pill to calm myself. LOSER!!! Hahahaha!

NEXT Saturday tho, I'll be ready!

If you own Animal Crossing Wild World, I JUST made P3N15 SRS BZN3S available as a texture at Able Sisters! Come and get it! IT'S FREE!

Friend Code: 4123-7848-9777

Name: Shironu

Town: Revelia

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Man I love my sticker maker.

I just did a whole row of 10 taco stickers with glossy photo paper (won't raise the price; it's dollar store paper) to add durability and quality to them.

I'm thinking a dime each, probably gonna do a group price if I make more designs, and free with hardcopy commissions.

Refills aren't even 6 bucks for 20 feet of sticker roll, come on...

I still have to cut these udder uckers by hand and since all I have is these huge scissors to do so, it's a LITTLE HARD...

I went shopping today both irl and online. I got a set of sculpting tools (actually DIFFERENT from the one tool I keep getting from fimo clay sets), some sketch copics (GREYSCALE, about time I stop fuckin' around and bought some!), one replacement color I needed, a set of colored multiliner copic brush nibbed, an all-surface gold pen (To make the outline of some of the stickers) and 2 refills for my sticker machine (REUSABLE, not permanent, they had none).

It was about time I got new supplies.

I think I should drop by the dollarstore tomorrow and get sum Velcro and Magnet strips. Then when I'm done doing what I'm planning for THOSE, I'll drop by the bookstore and offer my wares. HAHA! Marketing!

Cafepress is also offering new products for me to sell, so if you're looking for me, I'll be over there.

If you own Animal Crossing Wild World, I JUST made P3N15 SRS BZN3S available as a texture at Able Sisters! Come and get it! IT'S FREE!

Friend Code: 4123-7848-9777

Name: Shironu

Town: Revelia

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If you own Animal Crossing Wild World, I JUST made P3N15 SRS BZN3S available as a texture at Able Sisters! Come and get it! IT'S FREE!

Friend Code: 4123-7848-9777

Name: Shironu

Town: Revelia

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I was tagged by

8 facts, yadda yadda yadda, with a twist: All in french and NO I'm not translating. Ha-ha!

1. J'aime pas écrire en français. Ça sonne faux quand je me relis. Je trouve l'anglais plus naturel.

2. Je suis gauchère mais je ne peux pas me servir de ciseaux gaucher.

3. J'ai 25 ans et je viens d'apprendre à me coiffer et me maquiller.

4. Je collectionne encore les licornes et les peluches.

5. J'ai commencé à pousser des cheveux à l'âge de trois ans.

6. J'ai les même taches de naissance que mon grand-père maternel et le même grain de beauté que ma grand-mère maternelle.

7. J'adore les bonbons sûrs à saveur de framboise bleue.

8. J'ai horreur des bonbons à saveur de pêche.

If you own Animal Crossing Wild World, I JUST made P3N15 SRS BZN3S available as a texture at Able Sisters! Come and get it! IT'S FREE!

Friend Code: 4123-7848-9777

Name: Shironu

Town: Revelia